"The “what ifs” and “should haves” will eat your brain."
- John O’Callaghan (via lushwisdom)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via cameronjameshurley)


not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via guy)


no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via cameronjameshurley)


rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked 

(via cameronjameshurley)


"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via catholiccrackaddict)

"The privilege of a lifetime is to become who you truly are."
- Carl Jung (via thecalminside)

(via thecosmicrystal)



-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

(via kjisatreble)