confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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cure4hiccups:

there is something weirdly romantic about grocery shopping with your partner

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lamelohan:

my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical

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    me: my arm hurts
    mom: it's the computer
    me: my eyes hurt
    mom: it's the computer
    me: i have a nosebleed
    mom: it's the computer
    me: i have a fever
    mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
    me: im pregnant
    mom: it's the computer
    me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
    mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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